Dell, here is my buttocks. Kiss at will.

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Yet another reason we switched to Macs.

Sorry you have to go through this hassle, though. It shouldn't be that hard.

I had a very similar experience with Dell and I was thoroughly disgusted with this company that had (emphasis on "had") a reputation for quality products and great customer service. My ordering problem was just the beginning. Since I have owned the laptop (since Sept 07) the letter T has fallen off the keyboard and the cd drive fell out.

I am at fault for this. BECAUSE after I purchased my first Dell product in Aug 06, I swore that I would never ever again buy from Dell. I guess I have to learn the hard way. But this time I mean it.... NEVER AGAIN!!!!!

Dood, youre getting a Dell!... that always makes me laugh, I work with in the industry, and its sad sad thing that companies like dell, and AOL, HP, ect ect, continue to shyster money out of a trusting public.... I feel poorly for you, i truly do, I just wish i wasnt so desensitized by all the stories i heard before yours...

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Sux.
Totally.
"customer service" frequently means being f%&@*ed. It's endlessly frustrating -- I'm so sorry it turned out this way fo you -- phooey on them!!!!!!

btw -- you've just given me ANOTHER reason to never ever buy anything online or over the phone or anywhere I can't pick it up and take it with me. Its all just to scary and out of control to suit my nervous Nellie disposition.


Irony = About a half hour after this, a friend calls and asks me if I got my laptop yet, I said "no", she said, "I know a friend that wants to unload her three year old macbook for $500- interested?"

Am I ever!
OOOOOOO!!!!!I didn't mean to click on the [this is good] whoosit!!!! It's NOT good!! sorry....I was so angry at Dell and the rotten treatment you got that I didn't think.
MAC is not only sexy, it also works..
Buy it, Once you go mac... well you get the rest
Goodluck.
:)
Oooo.....shiny buttocks. I wish I worked for Dell.
Hey Linux girl! Why not take a look at the Asus eee PC. It's within your price range it's cuter than Jesus in the body of a kitten, and I suspect you might have small hands and fingers so you'll probably not have a problem typing on it. AND IMHO, it's cooler than the MacBook Air... also.. not Dell.
Gotta say, I love my Mac. I fully applaud you and your efforts in grassroots personal marketing, especially to the negative degree. I try to tell companies when they're doing a good job, and when they won't listen to me when I say they're doing a poor job, I sure as hell am going to find many many more people who will listen. I don't understand how there large organizations haven't learned that the cost of retaining business is so much cheaper than earning new business. Even Comcast knows that, as much as they still suck at it.
OMFG! PINK!!!

Yeah, I have pianist fingers. My ring finger is a 4. My husband might want to use the laptop, but for $349, we could buy TWO!

Awesome.

I did phone based customer service for Gateway Computers for a little over a year. There were many times that I was appalled at some of what we had to tell the customers.

Tech support for Dell and Gateway were in the same building. (I worked for an outsourcer.) After some of the stories I heard I was surprised at the number of repeat customers both companies had. I wouldn't buy a Gateway or a Dell.

Good luck!

At this point I'm not buying from Dell anymore, even if they offer to rescind the cancellation. I'll see about buying a friend of mine's Macbook, or something else. I'd almost rather order a laptop case off of Ebay and build my own- I wasn't going to, just because the cost to personal effort ratio didn't seem worth it, but newegg always ships parts in three days.

It's been, oh, 19 since I placed that stupid order! I am SO angry!
Jay- the ambassador of buttkiss!

I adore you, you silly man.
If you need any more convincing I could maybe dig up what Chris Hardwick said about it on Attack of the Show, he's a writer for Wired Magazine and he thought the eee was one of the few things he ever reviewed he really wanted to take home.
I really wouldn't need more convincing. At that size, it would be perfect for my needs, I could easily take it to the library or church for work, it's cute as fluffy pink bunny 'tocks, and they use the office suite I already have on my home PC which makes it magnificently practical. If I can talk my friend down $100 on her old macbook, the husband and I could BOTH get laptops for as much as we were going to pay stupid Dell.
Oh yes! My Google-Fu is strong.
awesome. I want, I want, I want!
Quite all right, my dear. Customer disservice can really mess with a girl's mind!
We use linux, so a mac isn't quite as practical as we'd have to reformat, etc, but... sheesh. Dell definitely isn't a good option, either!
Had I gotten fast shipment I would have plugged it like mad, instead... they get this. Jerks.
I had a horrible time with Dell a few years ago. I wanted a PDA, and I was willing to pay a premium to get it quickly. They dawdled and screwed around, and my experience with their customer service was just awful. Never again.

I love my Mac to little Mac-ettes.

Serious stuff out of the way, with which perfume do you anoint your clean and shiny buttocks? Do the little tiny fingers help? Such an image. I should go into customer service. ;-)
J.Lo Glow. I thought it was fitting, seeing as she's known for her rump! *lol*

My husband built our PC out of things from Newegg and Ebay, it's been like a rock.

No more pre-made stuff from Dell. No, no, no. We'll build our own or go with something more reliable. This is insane. The laptop was COMPLETELY standard, COMPLETELY bare bones, there is NO reason it should have delayed so much. The only "option" that was changed was Linux office suite instead of Microsucks, I mean, Microsoft. Ridiculous.

Once you go Mac, you'll never go back. I hate having to work on a (Dell) PC at work. I keep trying Mac shortcuts and they don't work. It's a pain.

And while we're at it, can we throw Sprint into the ring of companies whose customer service BLOWS?

I switched to Mac six years ago and so did my oldest son. We will never go back to Win. My youngest son learned how to build PCs, for himself and other people--after he opened his Dell desktop years ago and found a burned piece of aluminum foil and some burned wiring inside. I freaked. It could have caused a fire. After that, he got with NewEgg and has never looked back. He loves NewEgg, never orders his PC parts from anyone else.

I'm a Comcast employee's wife and that's all I'm going to say about that!
We dual boot Windows and Linux on our home PC and I LOVE Linux- I've used a friend's MacBook and found it easily just as or more intuitive than Ubuntu.

If I had the money, I'd definitely go Mac, as they seem to hold their quality better over the long haul.
My husband built our desktop computer with parts from NewEgg. I love it!

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